Kiss me

They tell me that they want me to kiss the Great Providers men. I refuse to. And I'd hope that all of my brethern would refuse to too.

Remember, if we kiss them, we won't get our feast.

If they ask us to kiss, we'll say no, will we not my fellows? And Dan. heheh...

My Dearest Dan,
I've recently heard that Squid likes to grope people. Especially Dementors. Please, please, please stay away from the lakes. For your saftey and so our true love isn't put in danger.

I caught us a child. Maybe we could spend tonight together. It would be ever so romantic and sweet and...
Oh yes! I found this little book! I saw you sniffing yours earlier today, so I found myself one. I don't see whats so good about it.
And I don't want you sniffing that Carabella anymore.